Belvedere 7-Eleven
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TERFs ran us off the Birdshit App @SevenHelleven
IN FUCKING MEMORIAM: Read Ratfink’s suicide note.
Trans People Should Get to Own Christians as Slaves.
RVA’s most inconsistent parody account.
Our Goals and Experience…
We have experience getting robbed, pepper sprayed, and shot at. We’ve said—on record—many times that we would appreciate less experience. If you desperately need to unload a clip in Oregon Hill, we kindly ask that you crater-up some Confederate grave stones instead.
Our one goal is to provide Oregon Hill’s young and old with nicotine products, booze, junk food, and a wide variety of gambling opportunities. Check out our NEW Video Gambling Machines, part of our Project Paycheck, where we envision siphoning off your entire paycheck.
Meet Our Staff!
🍺 The Haggish Franchisee
🍕 The Molly ‘n’ Coke Dude
🌭 The White Guy Who Says “Retarded”
⛽️ The Cool One
🎰 The Exhausted Night-Shifters
🚬 Mr. Too-Happy to Be Here
You do you.
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It has come to my attention that Richmonders spell Belvedere wrong.
I refuse to change.
I'm perfect as-is.
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You do you.
"It has come to my attention that Richmonders spell Belvedere wrong.
I refuse to change.
I'm perfect as-is.
Ratfink McGillicuddy
Under the Dumpster,
7-Eleven,
Oregon Hill
