I have said a lot of borderline-rule-breaking shit on the Birdshit App over the years. It was always just on the acceptable side of the Terms of Service, and I had avoided even temporary suspensions all but once since starting this account in October 2021. This morning I woke up to a barrage of retweets … Read moreR.I.P., Ratfink. Killed by C.H.U.D.s.
Somebody come over and suck my dick through the gloryhole. 🐀
Fuckin’ streeeetch, bitches.
I’m breathing on your food. I have a flu. If this upsets you, speak to the manager of capitalism.
Open the Trenchcoat
$SevenHelleven 1. Thanks to the evils of capitalism, money is needed to procure goods and services. Ugh! Capitalism! More like CRAPitalism, right? Elon Musk can suckle my furry little nutsack. 2. I will spend the money on drugs and alcohol, which are the goods I require. Sobriety is for losers and Christians. Eww. Nobody … Read moreTop 10 Reasons Why You Should Give Me Money
And that’s why YOU play Virginia Lottery! We even let you believe that you’re helping the schools or some shit when you play! That’s just how fuckin’ nice we are! Their logo is literally how Brits tell each other to fuck off. Today’s winning numbers are 69 across the board. Nobody’s Video Gambling Machines shine … Read moreYou are not an idiot!
EVERYTHING WE SELL IS DESIGNED TO KILL YOU JUNK FOOD TO CLOG YOUR INNARDS — GASOLINE TO ASPHYXIATE YOUR GRANDKIDS — LOTTERY TICKETS TO FLEECE YOUR EARNINGS — SUGAR SYRUP TO ERODE YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM — TOBACCO TO CHAR YOUR LUNGS OR DISSOLVE YOUR MOUTH — BOOZE TO PICKLE YOUR LIVER — VIDEO GAMBLING TO … Read moreEat Shit & Die
Ratfink McGillicuddy & the Ratfuck Orgy Chorus present: “Joe Morrissey Is A Pedophile”