We get it. You’re from Richmond.“100%” “Beef”!Comes with “Real Meat”!All proceeds go to Mike Dickinson’s PissKitty City Animal RescueMmm mmmm! Smother those neo-dinosaurs with proto-birds.We replaced the illegal caffeine with totally-legal nicotine!Fill your useless truck with suds to fill your useless gut.Melt the steel beams of your thirst!Classic Chicken (&) FingersI double-dog dare you!You hate yourself. We do too.We don’t give a shit anymore.