EVERYTHING WE SELL IS DESIGNED TO KILL YOU

JUNK FOOD TO CLOG YOUR INNARDS — GASOLINE TO ASPHYXIATE YOUR GRANDKIDS — LOTTERY TICKETS TO FLEECE YOUR EARNINGS — SUGAR SYRUP TO ERODE YOUR ENDOCRINE SYSTEM — TOBACCO TO CHAR YOUR LUNGS OR DISSOLVE YOUR MOUTH — BOOZE TO PICKLE YOUR LIVER — VIDEO GAMBLING TO ROT YOUR BRAIN FOR A PRICE — & POUR FREE CHILI AND CHEEZE ON ANYTHING YOU BUY — W̸̡̘̝͕̎̂̒E̶̛̙̬̪͔̭͛̌̈́̃̋͘͝ ̸̡̻̪͇̱̐̽̓̃͂̈́̈́͝͝͝ͅĄ̷̞̟̠̠͕̜͕̯͚͊̑Ç̷̺̙̦̫̬͊̀͊͠ͅͅC̴̡̛̳̗͚̻͈̋͋̍̌E̵̤͇̻̫̔͊̅͑͛P̸̨̡̛̩̜̹̲̯̘̊̊̂͜͜T̷͙̠̣̰͙̰͂͌͑͌̌̔͆̇͜ͅ ̷̨̡̜̜͉̼̲̘̣͍́͋͐̽̒̄͊̀E̶̢̤͔̭͕͓̍̽̔͜͜͜B̷̉̆͗͘͜T̸͎̃́̽.̸̡̺͔̰͉͕̮̳͈̬̉͗͑̌̎̊̆͒̄̏  🐀