Lucifer’s Inbox

How to Summon Ratfink McGillicuddy:

1. Go to Seven Helleven after sundown.
2. Be/get drunk.
3. Purchase at least $5 of hot-roller items and a Mickey’s tallboy, and bring a couple of grams of mushrooms, weed, or blow.
   
4. Throw these in the dumpster next to the store.
5. Scream incoherently about Levar Stoney’s tipping habits for about 15 minutes.
   
6. Recite your 7̸̡̫̔̑͋̒̓͊̐̑̽̚-̴̧̪̜̣͇̬̲̤̥̍̾͛͂̋̅͆̏͂r̵̤̙̰̖͍͈͔̳̒́̒͝E̶̢̺͉̪̺̲̳̺͋̊̎̈́ẅ̷̼̥̮͕̈́̅̏̚Â̷̢̢̡̻̼͓̠̗̜͌̽̃̚̚͝r̶̢̖̦̜̮̹͔̈́D̷̠̬͕̰͎̬̦̳̬̓͋̆͜s̵͚̮̙̯̹̮͛̑̄̽̂͐̈́͘̚͜ ̵̖̝͉̅̀͐͒̎̐͐̓͜͝N̸͔̗̑̑̊͊̍͝u̸̢̡̳͉̰̦̇͆̍̓̉̄̐͊̇͘ͅM̶̡̜͚̳͌̆̃͜b̶̤̖̮͙̫̤̟̠͛͠E̴͍͕̦̅r̴̨͈̭̦̱͍̞̱̠̫̅͌̉.
7. Wait.

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