You Deserve a Good BANG!
Everything’s not going to hell.
Everything is Hell. This is what Hell is.
Go ahead and get mad.
Everybody’s mad.
& we’ve all got guns.
Greenland is melting. The Prophets were right. The rhinos are gone.
Pour some battery acid down your gullet and GO OUT WITH A BANG!!
Whether you prefer Hard Drugs, Chemical Terrorism, or the Unnatural Use of Animals, BANG has something for everybody in the School Shooter Generation!
With such great flavors as “Dog Cock Popsicle,” “Unsubtle Violence Reference,” and “Remember Surge®?” what’s not to get BANGED-UP over?
