You are not an idiot!

And that’s why YOU play Virginia Lottery!

We even let you believe that you’re helping the schools or some shit when you play! That’s just how fuckin’ nice we are!

Their logo is literally how Brits tell each other to fuck off.

Today’s winning numbers are 69 across the board.

Nobody’s Video Gambling Machines shine lights into your drooping, drooling faces that are half as bright or colorful as ours! 🐀

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